英语幽默故事《Five Months Older》

久伴少儿英语2019-06-17 14:51:30

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

"How old are you?" he said.“你多大了?”军医问。

"Eighteen, sir," said John.“十八，长官。”约翰说。

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

约翰脸红了，说：“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

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英语幽默故事《Resent for Girlfriend》 送给女友的礼物

久伴少儿英语2019-06-17 14:51:30

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Shall I engrave her name on it?" the jeweler asked.

在一家珠宝店里，一位年轻人买了一个贵重的小金盒作为送给女友的礼物。“要我把她的名字刻在上面吗?”珠宝商问道。

The customer thought for a moment, and then said, "No-engrave it ‘To my one and only love‘. That way, if we ever break up, I can use it again."

那名顾客想了一会儿，然后说道：“不--在上面刻‘给我唯一的爱’。这样，如果我们闹崩了，我还可以再用到它。”

英语幽默故事《一个数学问题》

久伴少儿英语2019-06-17 14:51:30

Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily.

比尔是一个好学生，也是个聪明的孩子。他喜欢学数学，课本上所有的数学问题他都能不费劲地解答。

One day on his way to school Bill passed a fruit store. There was a sign in the window which said, "Apple-Six for five cents." An idea came to Bill and he went into the store.

有一天，在上学路上，比尔经过一家水果店。该店窗户上有个招牌上写着：“苹果--五美分六个。”比尔脑筋一转，进了店门。

"How much are the apples?" he asked the store.

“苹果怎么卖?”

"Six for five cents."

“五美分六个。”

"But I don't want six apples."

“但我不想要六个。”

"How many apples do you want?"

“你想要几个?”

"It is not a question of how many apples I want. It is a problem in arithmetic."

“这不是我想要几个的问题。这是个数学问题。”

"What do you mean by a problem in arithmetic?" asked the man.

“数学问题?你说这话是什么意思?”

"Well, if six apples are wroth five cents, then five apples are worth four cents, four apples are worth three cents, three apples are worth rwo cents, two apples are worth one cent and one apple is worth nothing. I only want one apple, and if one apple is worth nothing then it is not necessary for me to pay you."

“你看，如果六个苹果五美分，那么五个苹果四美分，四个苹果三美分，三个苹果二美分，二个苹果一美分，一个苹果就不要钱。我只要一个苹果，如果一个苹果一分钱也不要的话，那我也就没必要给你钱了。”

Bill picked out a good apple, began to eat it, and walked happily out of the store. The man looked at the young boy with such surprise that he could not say a word.

比尔拣了一个好苹果，开始吃了起来，然后兴高采烈地迈出了店门。那个售货员吃惊地望着这个小男孩，一句话也说不出来。

英语幽默故事《一切都正常》

久伴少儿英语2019-06-17 14:51:30

A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.

一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开品说话，他们对此深感焦虑。他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。

Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, "Mom, the toast is burned."

后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：“妈妈，面包烤焦了。”

"You talked! You talked!" Shouted his mother. "I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?"

“你说话了!你说话了!”他母亲叫了起来。“我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?”

"Well, up till now," Said the boy, "things have been okay."

“哦，在这之前，”那男孩说，“一切都很正常。”